Quotes

"The flower is the poetry of reproduction. It is
an example of the eternal seductiveness of life."
- Jean Giraudoux

"Hearing nuns' confessions is like
being stoned to death with popcorn."
- Fulton J. Sheen

"In the United States there is more space
where nobody is than where anybody is. That
is what makes America what it is."
- Gertrude Stein

"A bore is a man who, when you
ask him how he is, tells you."
- Bert Leston Taylor

"Man is so made that he can only find relaxation
from one kind of labor by taking up another."
- Anatole France

"Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they
appear to be busy when they are writing and
because the memos, once written, immediately
become proof that they were busy."
- Charles Peters

Quotaria - Oneliners

Only the mediocre are always at their best.
- Jean Giraudoux

Men who never get carried away should be.
- Malcolm Forbes

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
- Rita Mae Brown

Mothers are the necessity of invention.
- Bill Watterson

In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin

"You've got to take the bitter with the sour."
- Samuel Goldwyn