Quotes - Douglas Adams

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary
genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult
to tell which was which.
- Douglas Adams

"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife.
Then he realized there was a contradiction involved
here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife."
- Douglas Adams

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President
should on no account be allowed to do the job.
- Douglas Adams

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing
sound they make as they fly by."
- Douglas Adams

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong
and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a
thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually
turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
- Douglas Adams

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light,
with the possible exception of bad news, which
obeys its own set of laws.
- Douglas Adams