Quotes

"I was so naive as a kid I used to
sneak behind the barn and do nothing."
- Johnny Carson

"If moderation is a fault,
then indifference is a crime."
- Jack Kerouac

"I used to jog but the ice cubes
kept falling out of my glass."
- David Lee Roth

"I have a rock garden. Last
week three of them died."
- Richard Diran

"I never did give them hell. I just told
the truth, and they thought it was hell."
- Harry S Truman

"Arithmetic is being able to count up
to twenty without taking off your shoes."
- Mickey Mouse