Quotaria - Woody Allen

"It is impossible to travel faster than the
speed of light, and certainly not desirable,
as one's hat keeps blowing off."
- Woody Allen

"Students achieving Oneness
will move on to Twoness."
- Woody Allen

"Organized crime in America takes in over
forty billion dollars a year and spends
very little on office supplies."
- Woody Allen

"Money is better than poverty,
if only for financial reasons."
- Woody Allen

There are two types of people in this world,
good and bad. The good sleep better, but the
bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
- Woody Allen

"As the poet said, 'Only God can make a
tree' -- probably because it's so hard
to figure out how to get the bark on."
- Woody Allen