Quote (#530)

"NEW YORK, NY. A man was knocked down by a car and got up uninjured,
but lay back down in front of the car when a bystander told him to
feign injury in order to collect insurance money. The car rolled
forward and crushed him to death."
- Associated Press, 1977

"Sometimes when reading Goethe
I have the paralyzing suspicion
that he is trying to be funny."
- Guy Davenport (1927-)

"In order to keep a true perspective of
one’s importance, everyone should have
a dog that will worship him and a
cat that will ignore him."
- Dereke Bruce

"I would like to be able to admire a man’s
opinions as I would his dog - without being
expected to take it home with me."
- Frank A. Clark

"You can get anything you want at
Alice’s Restaurant (excepting Alice)."
- Arlo Guthrie (1947-)

"The difference between pornography
and erotica is lighting."
- Gloria Leonard