Quote (#529)

"It depends upon what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is."
- William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton (1946-), August 17, 1998

"I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters
bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all
they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon."
- Bill Hirst

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because
you are good is like expecting the bull not to
charge because you are a vegetarian."
- Dennis Wholey (1937-)

"Why don’t you write books people can read?"
- Nora Joyce,
to her husband James (1882-1941)

They write about these kind of cases in the Private
Eye Handbook, Lady! Something about a ten foot pole...
- Andrew Dice Clay,
in "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane"

"Show me a sane man and
I will cure him for you."
- C. G. Jung
(1875-1961)