Quotes (#461)

"My definition of an expert in any field
is a person who knows enough about what's
really going on to be scared."
- P. J. Plauger

"Idealism is what precedes experience;
cynicism is what follows."
- David T. Wolf

"When I read about the evils of
drinking, I gave up reading."
- Henny Youngman

"No one means all he says, and yet
very few say all they mean, for words
are slippery and thought is viscous."
- Henry Adams

"Illusion is the first
of all pleasures."
- Oscar Wilde

"Everybody hates me because
I'm so universally liked."
- Peter de Vries