Quotes (#460)

"An intelligence test sometimes
shows a man how smart he would
have been not to have taken it."
- Laurence J. Peter

"A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude
without providing you with company."
- Gian Vincenzo Gravina

"Nice guys finish last,
but we get to sleep in."
- Evan Davis

"Any clod can have the facts,
but having opinions is an art."
- Charles McCabe

"Given a choice between two theories,
take the one which is funnier."
- Blore's Razor

"And that's the world in a nutshell,
an appropriate receptacle."
- Stan Dunn