Quotes

"I cook with wine, sometimes
I even add it to the food."
- W. C. Fields

"I'm willing to admit that I may not
always be right, but I am never wrong."
- Samuel Goldwyn

"I hate mankind, for I think myself one of
the best of them, and I know how bad I am."
- Joseph Baretti

"There are no wise few. Every aristocracy
that has ever existed has behaved, in all
essential points, exactly like a small mob."
- G. K. Chesterton

"I've been trying for some time to develop a
lifestyle that doesn't require my presence."
- Garry Trudeau

"Statistics: The only science that enables
different experts using the same figures
to draw different conclusions."
- Evan Esar