Quotaria

"I have the worst memory ever so no matter who comes
up to me - they're just, like, 'I can't believe you
don't remember me!" I'm like, 'Oh Dad I'm sorry!'"
- Ellen DeGeneres

"I despise the pleasure of
pleasing people that I despise."
- Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

"Take care of the luxuries and the
necessities will take care of themselves."
- Dorothy Parker

"Computers are useless. They
can only give you answers."
- Pablo Picasso

"Reality is the leading cause of stress
amongst those in touch with it."
- Jane Wagner

"Read nature; nature is
a friend to truth."
- Edward Young