Quotaria - Fred Allen

"An advertising agency is 85 percent
confusion and 15 percent commission."
- Fred Allen

"Committee--a group of men who individually
can do nothing but as a group decide that
nothing can be done."
- Fred Allen

A conference is a gathering of important
people who singly can do nothing, but
together can decide that nothing can be done.
- Fred Allen

California is a fine
place to live--if you
happen to be an orange.
- Fred Allen

"Television is a medium because
anything well done is rare."
- Fred Allen

"What's on your mind, if you
will allow the overstatement?"
- Fred Allen