Quotaria - Ambrose Bierce

Armor: The kind of clothing worn by
a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.
- Ambrose Bierce

Opposition: In politics the party that prevents the
Government from running amuck by hamstringing it.
- Ambrose Bierce

Opportunity: A favorable occasion
for grasping a disappointment.
- Ambrose Bierce

Cynic: A blackguard whose faulty vision sees
things as they are, not as they ought to be.
- Ambrose Bierce

"Politics, n. Strife of interests
masquerading as a contest of principles."
- Ambrose Bierce

To be positive: To be mistaken
at the top of one's voice.
- Ambrose Bierce