Quotes

"When people are free to do
as they please, they usually
imitate each other."
- Eric Hoffer

"From the moment I picked up your book until
I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter.
Some day I intend reading it."
- Groucho Marx

"Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for
telling the truth about other people."
- Philip Guedalla

"Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul
into believing in government and business."
- Tom Robbins

"The Army has carried the American ... ideal
to its logical conclusion. Not only do they
prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race,
creed and color, but also on ability."
- Tom Lehrer

"I'm dating a woman now who,
evidently, is unaware of it."
- Garry Shandling