Quotes - Oneliners

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."
- Luis Bunuel

"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
- Margaret Thatcher

I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
- Bill Hoest

[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.
- Dan Quayle

Humor is just another defense against the universe.
- Mel Brooks

Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.
~ John Wayne