Quotes

Now we sit through Shakespeare in
order to recognize the quotations.
- Orson Welles

"Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough,
but it's worse when they are wearing dark
glasses and have streamers in their antlers
because then you know they were enjoying
themselves at a party when they were shot."
- Ellen DeGeneres

"Perpetual devotion to what a man calls
his business, is only to be sustained by
perpetual neglect of many other things."
- Robert Louis Stevenson

"Think of what would happen to us in America
if there were no humorists; life would be one
long Congressional Record."
- Tom Masson

"The trouble with our times is that the
future is not what it used to be."
- Paul Valery

"I had to live in the desert before
I could understand the full value of
grass in a green ditch."
- Ella Maillart