Quotaria

He is one of those people who would
be enormously improved by death.
- Saki

There is no contest between the company that buys the grudging
compliance of its work force and the company that enjoys the
enterprising participation of its employees.
~ Ricardo Semler

"I have enough money to last me the rest
of my life, unless I buy something."
- Jackie Mason

"Most women set out to try to change a man, and
when they have changed him they do not like him."
- Marlene Dietrich

"Income tax returns are the most imaginative
fiction being written today."
- Herman Wouk

"Adapt or perish, now as ever, is
nature's inexorable imperative."
- H. G. Wells