Quotes - Oneliners

"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
- Dean Martin

Talk low, talk slow, and don't talk too much.
- John Wayne

Crime does not pay...as well as politics.
- Alfred E. Newman

Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
- Paul Gauguin

"Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish."
- Euripides