Quotes

When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley
with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he
isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
- Clint Eastwood

If you're playing a poker game and
you look around the table and can't
tell who the sucker is, it's you.
- Paul Newman

"What springs from earth dissolves to earth again,
and heaven-born things fly to their native seat."
- Marcus Aurelius

I have long been of the opinion that if
work were such a splendid thing the rich
would have kept more of it for themselves.
- Bruce Grocott

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places.
He told me to quit going to those places.
- Henny Youngman

Doubt is not a pleasant condition,
but certainty is absurd.
- Voltaire