Quotes

Mignon McLaughlin
"No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why."

Henry Kissinger
Blessed are the people whose leaders can look destiny in the eye without flinching but also without attempting to play God.

Bob Marley
"Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold."

Tom Lehrer
"On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."

Charlie Chaplin
"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl."

Dennis Miller
"We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head."