Quotes - Bill Watterson

Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching
to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola,
fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that
product consumption, popular entertainment, and
spirituality would mix so harmoniously?
- Bill Watterson

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent
life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none
of it has tried to contact us.
- Bill Watterson

Talking with you is sort of the conversational
equivalent of an out of body experience.
- Bill Watterson

The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place
with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue
of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
- Bill Watterson

There is not enough time to do
all the nothing we want to do.
- Bill Watterson

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and
said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out
of these things when I squeeze 'em!"?
- Bill Watterson