Do Not Meddle In The Affairs of...

Do not meddle in the affairs of artists, for this
is satire and you would look good in lingerie.

Do not meddle in the affairs of assassins, for
you are mortal and this one is too obvious.

Do not meddle in the affairs of bureaucrats,
for they are subtle and have lots of forms.

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they
are subtle and will piss on your computer.

Do not meddle in the affairs of chemists,
for you are carbon-based and will dissolve.

Do not meddle in the affairs of cyborgs, for
you are conductive and can support 110 volts.

Do not meddle in the affairs of DMs, for rocks
may fall, and your character WILL die.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for
you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are
crunchy and would taste good dipped in sour cream.

Do not meddle in the affairs of drug warriors, for they
are morally certain and quick to use asset forfeiture.

Do not meddle in the affairs of filkers, for they
are unsubtle and your name rhymes with Greensleeves.

Do not meddle in the affairs of professors,
for they are subtle and quick to flunk you.

Do not meddle in the affairs of Unix,
for it is subtle and quick to core dump.

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards,
for they are subtle and quick to anger.