Quotes - X-Men

Beast: Ahhh, does this bring back memories! Henry 'the beast' McCoy, star of my highschool gridiron! The legendary starting fullback! The fame! The glory! The adulation of the masses!
Bobby: * Ulp* Hankster, that was before you weighed in at 300 pounds!!!
- Unknown

Cecilia: Those two disgusting slugs of yours devoured half my medical books! Then went for desert in my underwear drawr!!
Maggot: * snicker*
Cecilia: There is nothing funny about this!
Beast: NO.. Not unless you process the visual doctor..then it's a riot!
- Unknown

Beast: Heads up creed! If you get all smooshed, you'll shoot my rescue all to h-e-double toothpicks!! Quite candidly, with all the bad press we genetically challenged have been getting as of late, we could really use the photo-op!!
Graydon Creed: Beast?!
Beast: Good guess! And here you thought we all looked the same!
Creed: Don't think this garners you any good will, X-man! If you mutants weren't using this city as a battleground in the firs..
Beast: Save it for the sound bites creed! Note to self: Next time I pass by and see this yahoo wanabee player in trouble..pass by!!
- Unknown

Beast: Eldon, Senator, Professor--grettings.
And a hearty 'seig heil!' to you, Mr Creed!
Creed: Poke fun if you like, Dr.McCoy--"
Beast: --A racist? It would take a more ignorant man than
me to argue such a point! Though I confess I didn't recognize
you sans your hood and robes. Might I suggest a logo? A burning
DNA symbol perhaps?
- Uncanny X-men # 339

Xavier: Henry--report!!
Beast: "Stars and garters" is the only thing that springs to mind, sir
Banshee: Saints preserve us
Beast: Okay, that, too.
- Uncanny X-men # 313