Something comes crashing into the middle of the city as Bishop and Beast come out of a movie theatre.
Bishop: I take it we’re inveistigating?
Beast: Correcto mundo! Excuse us. Pardon Us. Coming through.
When they reach the site.
Uh oh, somebody’s in trouble! Whoever just came crashing to earth just did it against traffic!
When they see who it is.
Beast : Well I’ll be a moneky’s uncle. Litteraly.
Bishop: Beast what is it? According to the X-men’s files this is Cain Marko professor xavier’s half brother.. and unstopable force of nature called the juggernaught.
Beast: Clearly we’ll have to update his computer profile. And omit the word unstoppable.
When beast checks Juggie, Juggie wakes up and knocks him for a loop.
Beast : Okay so maybe dead is too strong a word
Psylocke: Hank are you allright?
Beast: Peaches and cream Ms. Braddock. Truth to tell it’s our frenetically fraught friend who’s garnering the bulk of my momentary concern. Never the most elequent of advarsaries he has always been at least able to, at the very least form complete sentences!
Juggie: McCoy... Beast!? What’re you doin here? Ya was crazy ta come here! He’ll kill ya... he’ll kill all o’ us!!!
Beast: Mr J... dude... you can’t rampage at your leisure. He’ll notwithstanding, you need to calm down!!! Emphasis on down!!!
- Uncanny X-men # 322
Mark Twain
13 years ago