Quotaria - Oneliners

Only the mediocre are always at their best.
- Jean Giraudoux

Men who never get carried away should be.
- Malcolm Forbes

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
- Rita Mae Brown

Mothers are the necessity of invention.
- Bill Watterson

In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin

"You've got to take the bitter with the sour."
- Samuel Goldwyn