Mark Twain - Quote (#563)

"Humor is a good thing. A saving thing."
- Mark Twain

"Often it does seem a pity that Noah
and his party did not miss the boat."
Mark Twain

"The human race has one really effective
weapon, and that is laughter."
- Mark Twain

"Climate is what we expect,
weather is what we get."
- Mark Twain

"He had discovered a great law of human action, without
knowing it - namely, that in order to make a man or a
boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the
thing difficult to obtain."
- Mark Twain

"Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt."
- Mark Twain (1835-1910)