Quotes - Favorites

Black holes are where
God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright

"What you are will show in what you do."
- Thomas A. Edison

"Last night I dreamed I ate a
ten-pound marshmallow, and when
I woke up the pillow was gone."
- Tommy Cooper

"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien
menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
- Unknown

Don't kick the monster!
Program a robot to smash it, Shoot it,
Spear it or even Throw something at it
(preferably a grenade), but NEVER kick the monster!
NOTE: does not apply to BLACK BELTS.
- Unknown.

"Nothing is fool proof to a
sufficiently talented fool."
- Unknown