Quotaria

"I can't understand it. I can't
even understand the people who
can understand it."
- Queen Juliana

"You can pretend to be serious; you
can't pretend to be witty."
Sacha Guitry

"Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced,
not because it has been sober, responsible,
and cautious, but because it has been playful,
rebellious, and immature."
- Tom Robbins

A girl's legs are her best friends...
but even the best of friends must part.
- Redd Foxx

This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth?
I'm coming to join ya, honey!
- Redd Foxx

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as
a belief on the part of one friend
that he is superior to the other.
- Honore de Balzac