Quotaria

"I never said most of
the things I said."
- Yogi Berra

"The stars don't look bigger,
but they do look brighter."
- Sally Ride

"Advice is like castor oil, easy enough
to give but dreadful uneasy to take."
- Josh Billings

"No man remains quite what he
was when he recognizes himself."
- Thomas Mann

"Failure is success
if we learn from it."
- Malcolm Forbes

"You know, you can't please all the people
all the time... and last night, all those
people were at my show."
- Mitch Hedberg