Quotaria

"I have never met a man so ignorant that
I couldn't learn something from him."
- Galileo Galilei

"I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue
that I shall some day die, which is not so."
- Stephen Leacock

"Indecision may or may
not be my problem."
- Jimmy Buffett

"My Father had a profound influence
on me, he was a lunatic."
- Spike Milligan

"A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience,
loyalty, and the importance of turning around
three times before lying down."
- Robert Benchley

"Here's a rule I recommend: Never
practice two vices at once."
- Tallulah Bankhead