Quotes

"The trouble with a kitten is that
when it grows up, it's always a cat."
- Ogden Nash

"I was sleeping the other night,
alone, thanks to the exterminator."
- Emo Phillips

"A single question can be more influential
than a thousand statements."
- Bo Bennett

"Life is something that happens
when you can't get to sleep."
- Fran Lebowitz

"I look at what the phone company
does and do the opposite."
- Craig Newmark

A little simplification would be the first
step toward rational living, I think.
- Eleanor Roosevelt