Quotes - Rita Rudner

"My mother buried three husbands - and
two of them were only napping."
- Rita Rudner

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles
are members of a weird religious cult."
- Rita Rudner

"I was a vegetarian until I started
leaning toward the sunlight."
- Rita Rudner

"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had
no idea that his first name was Always."
- Rita Rudner

"Someday I want to be rich. Some people
get so rich they lose all respect for
humanity. That's how rich I want to be."
- Rita Rudner

I got kicked out of ballet class because
I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
- Rita Rudner