Quotaria

Remember what is unbecoming to do
is also unbecoming to speak of.
- Socrates

Light travels faster than sound
so some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
- Joe Messmore

I love Thanksgiving turkey...it's the only time
in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money won't buy happiness, but it will
pay the salaries of a large research
staff to study the problem.
- Bill Vaughan

"I was going to buy a book on hair loss,
but the pages kept falling out."
- Jay London

"There is nothing more
uncommon than common sense."
- Frank Lloyd Wright