Quotes

"If all the world's a stage, I
want to operate the trap door."
- Paul Beatty

"Before I met my husband, I'd
never fallen in love, though
I'd stepped in it a few times."
- Rita Rudner

"There art two cardinal sins from which all
others spring: Impatience and Laziness."
- Franz Kafka

Obstacles are those frightful
things you see when you take
your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford

"Never give a party if you will be
the most interesting person there."
- Mickey Friedman

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't
even have the decency to thank her."
- W. C. Fields