Quotes - P. J. O'Rourke

"Never fight an inanimate object."
- P.J. O'Rourke

"Never wear anything that panics the cat."
- P. J. O'Rourke

Always read stuff that will make you look
good if you die in the middle of it.
- P. J. O'Rourke

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays
or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when
their cheery effect is needed.
- P. J. O'Rourke

"Very little is known of the Canadian
country since it is rarely visited by
anyone but the Queen and illiterate
sport fishermen."
- P. J. O'Rourke

"You can't get rid of poverty
by giving people money."
- P. J. O'Rourke