Quotaria

"Good-bye. I am leaving
because I am bored."
- George Saunders

"Learning to dislike children at an
early age saves a lot of expense and
aggravation later in life."
- Robert Byrne

"Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced
everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out
to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'"
- Steven Wright

To be content with little is hard;
to be content with much, impossible.
- Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

"My loathings are simple: stupidity,
oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music."
- Vladimir Nabokov

"Today you can go to a gas station and find the
cash register open and the toilets locked. They
must think toilet paper is worth more than money."
- Joey Bishop