Quotaria

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only
difference is that lawyers merely rob you,
whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
- Anton Chekhov

What ought to be done to the man who invented
the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere
killing would be too light.
- Mark Twain

"Most turkeys taste better the day after;
my mother's tasted better the day before."
- Rita Rudner

"Your true value depends entirely
on what you are compared with."
- Bob Wells

"I love Mickey Mouse more than
any woman I've ever known."
- Walt Disney

He said ‘It’s all in your head,’
and I said, ‘So’s everything’
- Fiona Apple