Quotaria

"If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't
know what a millionaire looked like."
- Phyllis Diller

"When you are through
changing, you are through."
- Bruce Barton

"America is a mistake,
a giant mistake."
- Sigmund Freud

As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and
theories for which we have no use.
- William James

The surest sign that intelligent life
exists elsewhere in the universe is
that it has never tried to contact us.
- Bill Watterson

"My theology, briefly, is that the
universe was dictated but not signed."
- Christopher Morley