Quotaria

Programming today is a race between software engineers
striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs,
and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots.
So far, the universe is winning.
- Robert Cringley

Be nice to people on your way up because
you'll meet 'em on your way down.
- Wilson Mizner

A bus station is where buses stop.
A train station is where trains stop.
On my desk, I have a workstation.
- Jon Wätte

The characteristic of scientific progress
is our knowing that we did not know.
- Gaston Bachelard

Knowing you'll have something
good to read before bed is among
the most pleasurable of sensations.
- Vladimir Nabokov

We make our friends; we make our enemies;
but God makes our next-door neighbour.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton