Quotaria

"Genius is more often found in a
cracked pot than in a whole one."
- E. B. White

"After all is said and done,
more is said than done."
- Aesop

"The object in life is not to be on the side of
the majority, but to be insane in such a useful
way that they can't commit you."
- Mark Edwards

"A healthy male adult bore consumes each
year one and a half times his own weight
in other people's patience."
- John Updike

"You are remembered for the rules you break."
- Douglas MacArthur

"We need a president who's fluent
in at least one language."
- Buck Henry