Quotes

The one serious conviction that a man should have
is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
- Nicholas Butler

"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said,
'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter
said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'"
- Jay Leno

"Ever heard Victoria's REAL secret?
Too much support hurts."
- R. Stevens

"There are only two ways
of telling the complete
truth--anonymously and
posthumously."
- Thomas Sowell

Airplane travel is nature's way of making
you look like your passport photo.
- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President

Christmas is the season for kindling the
fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial
flame of charity in the heart
- Washington Irving