Quotes

Ninety Percent of life is
miserable-if you're lucky.
- Eric Marcus

Things are going to get a lot
worse before they get worse.
- Lily Tomlin

"I quit therapy because my analyst was
trying to help me behind my back."
- Richard Lewis

"The only athletic sport I ever
mastered was backgammon."
- Douglas William Jerrold

"Rock journalism is people who can't
write interviewing people who can't
talk for people who can't read."
- Frank Zappa

"A man who dares to waste one hour of time
has not discovered the value of life."
- Charles Darwin