Quotes

"There are three social classes in
America: upper middle class, middle
class, and lower middle class."
- Judith Martin

"We need not to be let alone. We need to be
really bothered once in a while. How long is
it since you were really bothered? About
something important, about something real?"
- Ray Bradbury

"I've never struck a woman in my
life, not even my own mother."
- W. C. Fields

"The goal of all inanimate objects is to
resist man and ultimately defeat him."
- Russell Baker

"Anyone who says he can see
through women is missing a lot."
- Groucho Marx

"The purpose of life
is to fight maturity."
- Dick Werthimer