Quotes

There are three kinds of death in this world.
There's heart death, there's brain death, and
there's being off the network.
~ Guy Almes ~

Your lost friends are not dead, but
gone before, advanced a stage or two
upon that road which you must travel
in the steps they trod.
~ Aristophanes ~

If you have any doubts that we live in a society
controlled by men, try reading down the index of
contributors to a volume of quotations, looking
for women's names.
- Elaine Gill

Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average
American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's
'St. Matthew's Passion' on a ukulele.
- Bagdikian's Observation

Those are my principles. If you
don't like them I have others.
- Groucho Marx

I'm desperately trying to figure out
why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
- Dave Edison