Quotes

"By all means marry; if you get a good
wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad
one, you'll become a philosopher."
- Socrates

"Reminds me of my safari in Africa.
Somebody forgot the corkscrew and
for several days we had to live on
nothing but food and water."
- W. C. Fields

"Be kind whenever possible.
It is always possible."
- Dalai Lama

"We think in generalities,
but we live in detail."
- Alfred North Whitehead

"I didn't really say
everything I said."
- Yogi Berra

"You don't have to suffer to be a poet;
adolescence is enough suffering for anyone."
- John Ciardi