Quotes - Woody Allen

"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and
suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
- Woody Allen

"It is impossible to experience one's death
objectively and still carry a tune."
- Woody Allen

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food
dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."
- Woody Allen

"I am not afraid of death,
I just don't want to be
there when it happens."
- Woody Allen

"I took a speed reading course
and read 'War and Peace' in twenty
minutes. It involves Russia."
- Woody Allen

"More than any other time in history, mankind faces
a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter
hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let
us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
- Woody Allen