Quotaria

The depressing thing about tennis
is that no matter how good I get,
I'll never be as good as a wall.
- Mitch Hedberg

You can no more win a war than
you can win an earthquake.
- Jeannette Rankin

"Without the oceans there
would be no life on Earth."
- Peter Benchley

"Legislatures represent people,
not acres or trees."
- Earl Warren

I wanted to change the world. But I
have found that the only thing one
can be sure of changing is oneself.
- Aldous Huxley

Only Irish coffee provides in a single
glass all four essential food groups:
alcohol, caffiene, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine