Quotaria

"A conservative is a man who
sits and thinks, mostly sits."
- Woodrow Wilson

"If the English language made any sense, a
catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur."
- Doug Larson

"Parents were invented to make children
happy by giving them something to ignore."
- Ogden Nash

"The word 'politics' is derived from the
word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word
'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'."
- Larry Hardiman

"It's better to have loved and lost than to
have to do forty pounds of laundry a week."
- Laurence J. Peter

"Everyone rises to their
level of incompetence."
- Laurence J. Peter