Quotes

The point of living and of being an optimist, is to
be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come.
- Peter Ustinov

The quickest way to a man's heart really is
through his stomach, because then you don't
have to chop through that pesky rib cage.
- J. Jacques

The trouble with jogging is that
the ice falls out of your glass.
- Martin Mull

Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark
overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
- George Carlin

Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it
is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.
- Quentin Crisp

The best car safety device is a
rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
- Dudley Moore