Quotes

There is just one thing I can promise you about the
outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go further.
- Wernher von Braun

I was walking down the street wearing
glasses when the prescription ran out.
- Steven Wright

I've been on a diet for two weeks
and all I've lost is two weeks.
- Totie Fields

If you live long enough, the venerability
factor creeps in; first, you get accused
of things you never did, and later, credited
for virtues you never had. - IF Stone

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth,
inventor of television, we'd still be
eating frozen radio dinners.
- Johnny Carson

"Talking about music is like
dancing about architecture."
- Steve Martin