Quotes

When they call the roll in the Senate, the
Senators do not know whether to answer
'Present' or 'Not guilty.'
- Theodore Roosevelt

"I'm about to write you a reality check! Or would
you prefer the cold, hard cash of truth?"
- the Tick

The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things
to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control,
genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry
and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers.
- Lewis Thomas

Anger and jealousy can no more bear to
lose sight of their objects than love.
- George Eliot

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is
that for thirty years she served the family
nothing but leftovers. The original meal has
never been found."
- Calvin Trillin

"The most overlooked advantage to owning a
computer is that if they foul up there's no
law against wacking them around a little."
- Joe Martin